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Monday, September 20, 2010

Is this really happening?

1.jenkem

buy jenkem mugs, tshirts and magnets
a fictitious drug. jenkem is supposedly made from human fecal matter and urine, which is left to ferment in a container with a balloon over the opening to collect the hydrogen sulfide gas that is released. kids across the nation are said to be huffing the gas to get high.
do you think anyone is actually stupid enough to try to make jenkem? 

I am in shock. Thats correct ladies and gentlemen. We are the most sophisticated, creative, intellectual creatures on this planet. YET, we are  bottling our fecal matter and urine. Waiting for fermination and huff all the gas in the balloon. 

There are humans, huffing on their own shit and piss. Next time you think you feel dumb for answering something wrong, forgetting something, think again, atleast your not a dumbass huffing shit and piss.

Gnight.
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27 comments:

  1. Much Poopies!September 20, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    spreading da poop! you should do that do and just give a poop! >=D

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  2. MitsuruSeptember 20, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    Ahahah good point and I wonder who is dumb enough to actually do this. Thanks for the post!

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  3. KlausEbertSeptember 20, 2010 at 9:55 PM

    That shit sounds crazy and disgusting.

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  4. OscarSeptember 20, 2010 at 10:17 PM

    eww

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  5. netz3r0September 21, 2010 at 12:40 AM

    what the? lol

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  6. MellowCokeSeptember 21, 2010 at 12:42 AM

    Oh my, ha ha. That's gross.

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  7. Ipod reviewsSeptember 21, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    i think im going to buy a jenkem coffee mug

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  8. MarcoSeptember 21, 2010 at 3:12 AM

    Sounds very. very disgusting >:(

    Out Rounding

    http://marco-marcob.blogspot.com/

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  9. VipermanSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:11 AM

    gotta love humans right :/

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  10. MicheleSeptember 21, 2010 at 4:21 AM

    oh my god lol

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  11. Mister SharafSeptember 21, 2010 at 6:17 AM

    +1

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  12. Savage NuggetSeptember 21, 2010 at 7:32 AM

    O lulz, jenkem. :P

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  13. Light Weight Baby!September 21, 2010 at 8:24 AM

    I like this.

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  14. HarrysoonSeptember 21, 2010 at 9:51 AM

    That's pretty disgusting :|

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  15. ShredGuitarSeptember 21, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    Hah, cool!

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  16. F4i7HSeptember 21, 2010 at 11:34 AM

    URBAN DICTIONARY FTW haha

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  17. ramrod360September 21, 2010 at 12:46 PM

    Thats gross...

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  18. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    This is so disgusting, and reminds me of the cat spray thing on South Park xD

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  19. netz3r0September 21, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    what the? haha good post :D

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  20. Katie GreeneSeptember 21, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    is it still gross if you don't use your own pee and poo?

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  21. NonaSeptember 22, 2010 at 4:44 AM

    i lol'd

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  22. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 6:35 AM

    i lold hard. showing some luv.

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  23. AnonymousSeptember 22, 2010 at 7:31 AM

    I really liked reading this story...

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  24. Joris van der MarkSeptember 22, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    lolwutt

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  25. David DavidsonSeptember 23, 2010 at 2:45 AM

    I'm pretty sure that's an urban myth just to scare people. XD

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  26. iMoneiSeptember 23, 2010 at 7:43 AM

    getting high on poo.... what happened to weed?

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  27. GKBLOGSeptember 23, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    haha why not weed. Also i followed, follow back please.

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